Cthulhu for President. Why vote for a lesser evil?

With this latest crop of incompentent, creepy, geriatric, evasive candidates for President, I have come to the conclusion that I will no longer settle for just voting for the lesser evil. If I were a Democrat I would have the choice between:

1. The Clintons, a pair of sociopathic grifters who want to bring European style socialism into our lives. Who want to "take things away from us for the common good" and control every last aspect of our personal and economic lives.

2. OR. Obama who may or may not be a Muslim raised by communistic anit-American parents and who is associated with an anti- Semetic and Black Separatist church. Obama who is cypher that we are not allowed to question lest we be tarred as racists.

As a Republican I am left with a candidate who is older than dirt, shows the beginning symptoms of senility. McCain who is for a free pass for illegal immigrants, open borders and calls anyone who disagrees with him racist. McCain who is just two degrees from being a left leaning Democrat.

Well, damned if I do and damned if I don't. I guess I'm doomed to be called a racist for the temerity of asking question and not falling into lockstep behind the chosen leader of either party.

So.... therefore..... I am choosing to vote for the GREATER EVIL instead of just settling for the lesser evil. Come on people. We are going to go to Hell in a handbasket anyway with any of the choices we have before us now. Let's just get the ride over with.

This site is dedicated to the great old one, who should return from his slumber to take over the U.S. government and make this country a whole hell of a lot better as the leader of our executive branch. Or destroy it and drive everyone insane, kill us all, or something really nasty! Remember, Cthulhu for President, why vote for the lesser of two evils?